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All About Me:
Raised in a swamp by a family of crabs who adopted me as one of their own.
I learned to speak fluent Swedish at the age of 2, but forgot it all by the age of 2 and an half.
I was arrested in Lithuania for attempting to give Beyonce Knowles a stylish pair of trousers, created from weaving my own nasal hair.
Worked for a time in the Appalachian's as a body double for the Sasquatch. Had to retire after being scalped by an eager cryptozoologist.
I learned to speak fluent Swedish at the age of 2, but forgot it all by the age of 2 and an half.
I was arrested in Lithuania for attempting to give Beyonce Knowles a stylish pair of trousers, created from weaving my own nasal hair.
Worked for a time in the Appalachian's as a body double for the Sasquatch. Had to retire after being scalped by an eager cryptozoologist.
