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All About Me:
Abandoned in infancy by her biological chimpanzee family, Ziyadum was adopted by a band of roving human beings who sought to raise her up in their ways. Sadly, very little of the training took, and she has mostly reverted to her natural instincts.
Hobbies: hooting, horripilating, eating spoiled fruit, hurling faeces.
Dislikes: chicklit, cleaning out the crisper in the fridge, people who get to the top of the escalator and just stand there. People in general.
Life goal: to die old and extremely wealthy, and to be cremated on top of a pile of my exhausted 20 year old lovers.
Hobbies: hooting, horripilating, eating spoiled fruit, hurling faeces.
Dislikes: chicklit, cleaning out the crisper in the fridge, people who get to the top of the escalator and just stand there. People in general.
Life goal: to die old and extremely wealthy, and to be cremated on top of a pile of my exhausted 20 year old lovers.
