Abandoned in infancy by her biological chimpanzee family, Ziyadum was adopted by a band of roving human beings who sought to raise her up in their ways. Sadly, very little of the training took, and she has mostly reverted to her natural instincts.
Hobbies: hooting, horripilating, eating spoiled fruit, hurling faeces.
Dislikes: chicklit, cleaning out the crisper in the fridge, people who get to the top of the escalator and just stand there. People in general.
Life goal: to die old and extremely wealthy, and to be cremated on top of a pile of my exhausted 20 year old lovers.
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Airbourne
Rock outfit Airbourne’s highly anticipated debut album Runnin’ Wild hit stores on Saturday the 23rd sending critics running wild reviews. This month’s Rolling Stone described the band’s debut as “an arse-kicking powerhouse of collection of gritt
Jamie Hutchings
Jamie Hutchings, best known as the front-man for cult outfit Bluebottle Kiss has been noodling away in the studio putting together tracks for his second solo effort. Sydneysiders will get the chance to see what he’s been up to when he plays a series of
