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Hearted yesterday evening
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ThatDude123 joined us ages ago and is a contributor. He was online this arvo.
| ThatDude123 is recipient of FL\'s first annual \"worst username\"award. |
First and foremost: My Complaints Hotlines:
albsantos@gmail.com
http://albertinho.tumblr.com
Now, onto the juicy stuff!
My Bio? eh. That's what the "cool kids" call it these days?
To be honest, I dislike "cool kids". They were the kids who picked on me through primary school because I actually knew how to long-divide. Unfortunately I find myself always around these "cool kids" to the stage where I eventually become one.
Now you'd expect me to say that I hate myself. What do you think this is? MySpace? No. I'm awesome. Way more then your sorry little self will ever be. No go cry over at that corner that your mind placed me in so stereotypically.
Yeah, now YOU know how it feels!
Anyhoo, PERSONALS! Name is Albert. I give the impression of a person who is older than what I actually am (the big yellow thing up top is a dead giveaway, by the way). I like to watch music being played in front of me. The livelier the better. Just don't go overboard. Over The Top - yes. Stripping and eating guitars - in context only. Clearly showing you are on an acid trip - get the fuck out.
I like to also proclaim myself as a cinefile. Get out your urban dictionary and find out what it means. Finally, I live in a quite infamous suburb due to a certain youtube video. Unfortunately I've never met "trent" and frankly, a character like Trent wouldn't survive around punchbowl station anyway. I suspect that if he does exist, his in exile with the people who made that video as all the gangsters lust for his blood back here.
If you're still around after all that, you should probably try find a job or set a career path in a field that involves stalking peoples lives. I have, it's called journalism.
Waiting, Being a pest to society, Villiany, Theatre, Overexaggeration, Bad Puns, Costumes, Over-The-Top lead singers, the 1950's
Radiohead, Dappled Cities, TV on the Radio, The Arcade Fire, The National, Bloc Party, U2
North by Northwest, Seven Samurai, The Godfather, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Resevior Dogs, The Maltese Falcon, Singin' In The Rain, Citizen Kane, Young Frankenstein, Picnic at Hanging Rock, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, No Country For Old Men, Dog Day Afternoon, Rear Window, Memento, Sunset Blvd, West Side Story, Brazil
The Complete Works of Shakespeare, Anything by Neil Gaiman, Bit of a Blur
Hearted yesterday evening
Are you glued to the internet all day long and interested in kick starting your career in the music industry? We could have the job for you.
Hearted a few weeks ago
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Hearted a few weeks ago
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Hearted a few weeks ago
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Hearted a few weeks ago
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Hearted a few weeks ago
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Hearted a few weeks ago
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Hearted last month on the 17th
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Hearted last month on the 16th
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Hearted last month on the 15th
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Hearted last month on the 11th
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Hearted last month on the 9th
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Hearted last month on the 2nd
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Hearted last month on the 1st
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Hearted last month on the 1st
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Hearted on the 26th May, 2009
Sydney's favourite rock den The Annandale Hotel is celebrating its ninth birthday this June over nine back-to-back nights.
Hearted on the 25th May, 2009
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06/07/2008 > Factory Theatre
Sunday July 6 – first weekend of the school hols – sees the next instalment of Access All Ages (a series of events promoting and celebrating the all ages scene) hit the Factory Theatre in Marrickville.
16/01/2009 > The Metro Theatre
As part of the premiere season of All Tomorrow’s Parties, ATP Australia are proud to announce additional tour dates for English space-rock band SPIRITUALIZED.
27/02/2009 > The Vanguard
The Drones front man, Gareth Liddiard, is heading out alone, stripping it back and giving the fans a chance to get up close and personal over a run of four intimate solo acoustic shows.
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10/07/2009 > Club 77
10/07/2009 > The Hi-Fi [Brisbane]
17/07/2009 > Club 77