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All About Me
All your beliefs can not absolve your sins.
Who is Shorty? Well I am a duck.. You will not see my real form.. Because I don't want anyone to see my feather's. Besides from being a duck and doing Duck things. I am Awesome and have an amazing friend Tiffany who is my side kick.. She is not a duck though!! She is a moose.. With our powers combine we take down those uber saucy things.. Steak Sauce!!
When I am not hanging with the Tiff or being a duck, I become a Spartan.. Yes a Spartan, that goes to the shops and camps at skill tester's, winning prices for the lower scum!! I do get checked out by the Older Ladies ' and flex'..
If you don't like it you can shove it your bum, if you need help with that I have no problems assisting..
I am a Spartan duck Shorty and I don't care what you peasant's think... Of my uber Awesomeness in a Can!!!
Who is Shorty? Well I am a duck.. You will not see my real form.. Because I don't want anyone to see my feather's. Besides from being a duck and doing Duck things. I am Awesome and have an amazing friend Tiffany who is my side kick.. She is not a duck though!! She is a moose.. With our powers combine we take down those uber saucy things.. Steak Sauce!!
When I am not hanging with the Tiff or being a duck, I become a Spartan.. Yes a Spartan, that goes to the shops and camps at skill tester's, winning prices for the lower scum!! I do get checked out by the Older Ladies ' and flex'..
If you don't like it you can shove it your bum, if you need help with that I have no problems assisting..
I am a Spartan duck Shorty and I don't care what you peasant's think... Of my uber Awesomeness in a Can!!!