Yeah, I like camping. I don’t like setting up the tent – someone else can do that, right? – and I don’t like the dirt that gets in all your clothes. And I don’t like having to eat nothing but 2-minute noodles because that’s all your mates have bought despite the fact you asked them to pasta and rice.

But I still like camping. It pretty much always involves good times. Last time I went camping there was obligatory nudity, obligatory drinking, obligatory smoking and obligatory awesome.

What’s my bloody point? Well, I’m making you get all psyched for camping. ‘Anton,’ you think to yourself, ‘I am so fucking pumped for camping!’ And then, all of a sudden, I throw something else into the mix!

Music! Bam! And lots of it! I’m talking Pete Murray, Machine Gun Fellatio, The Hilltop Hoods, Eskimo Joe, and more. All of those awesome bands are being combined with camping to create some sort of huge fun monster hellbent on destroying bad times and eating boredom!

Get involved with the monster. Borrow a tent off your uncle, round up a few mates and head to Cockatoo Island in Sydney from March 25-27th. The first round of tickets sold out, and now the second round is here, so buy tickets before they go, ‘cause they will.

Tickets range from $50 to $160. Check out the list and the full band list here. Just think, back in the old days living on an island involved burning wood to help rescuers find you and eating heaps of coconuts. Nowadays, it’s all about the awesome music! Embrace the times, people!