Fergie joins The Police onAustralian and NZ tour

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Tue 2nd Oct, 2007 in Local News

The Police today announced that Black Eyed Peas songstress Fergie would be joining the band on their upcoming tour of Australia and New Zealand. If that’s not enough to make you clap hands and jump up and down, the band have also announced new dates in Perth and Adelaide, as well as a move to an indoor venue for both Adelaide shows.

Fergie’s gig with The Police will mark the singers first solo visit to the land down under since her debut album The Dutchess went double platinum in Australia.

Speaking of the gig Fergie said; “I’ve always been a fan of The Police so I’m really looking forward to this tour. It’s also a great chance to come back to Australia as a solo artist.”

Fergie will join previously announced special guests Fiction Plane, who will open in each city.

A second Police concert has been announced for Perth today, which will be held at Members Equity on Saturday 02 February. Tickets for the new concert will go on sale on Friday 12 October at 9am local time.

Finally, the Adelaide concert scheduled for Monday 28 January at AAMI Stadium will now be held on Monday 28th and Tuesday 29th at the Adelaide Entertainment Centre. This venue change gives Adelaide fans the opportunity to see the only indoor performances by The Police in Australia. Ticket holders for the AAMI performance have the choice of exchanging their current seats for the 29th or being automatically re-allocated for the 28th. Tickets for the previous AAMI performance can be exchanged immediately, and until October 14. Remaining Adelaide tickets will go on sale to the public on October 22 at 9am local time.

Stay tuned to FasterLouder for further updates.

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mooney88

mooney88 said on the 2nd Oct, 2007

fergalicious is prob my biggest guilty pleasure of all time

ted_walker

ted_walker said on the 2nd Oct, 2007

it makes me glad im not going.

talitha

talitha said on the 2nd Oct, 2007

letter8

letter8 said on the 2nd Oct, 2007

Fergie is really rough looking. I am convinced she was born a male.

Dexter Ramone

Dexter Ramone said on the 2nd Oct, 2007

She peed herself onstage.
Plus her music is bad.

dkos

dkos said on the 2nd Oct, 2007

Head is definitely rough.

Body is... :eek: .

So therefore she is a prawn of the highest order...

letter8

letter8 said on the 2nd Oct, 2007

Meh. There are plenty of other performers out there with goody bodies and a head to match. Fergie therefore is a sea slug of the lowest order.

letter8

letter8 said on the 2nd Oct, 2007

PS. Plus she destroyed Black Eyed Peas

Johnny Deptran

Johnny Deptran said on the 2nd Oct, 2007

She looks like a Russian streetwalker.
How dare she gatecrash my long-awaited Police gig? I'll be warming up my booing voice.
Warm up your booing throats, fellow Police fans.

ted_walker

ted_walker said on the 2nd Oct, 2007

ha ha ha her face is fucked.. who gives a fuck if her body is good. im sure its plastic in some way. plenty of hot bitches with a hot bod.

Dexter Ramone

Dexter Ramone said on the 2nd Oct, 2007

http://cache.idolator.com/assets/resources/2006/08/fergie1.jpg

Johnny Deptran

Johnny Deptran said on the 2nd Oct, 2007

I would rather watch a set by Fergie the former Duchess of York.

Junior

Junior said on the 2nd Oct, 2007

Wow, this is tragic. How could she possibly add anything to a Police show?

Dexter Ramone

Dexter Ramone said on the 2nd Oct, 2007

Perhaps the promoter is trying to find the line of which police fans feel ripped off?
200 bucks for a ticket? Nope, that didn't do it, perhaps add a no talent hussy for a support slot?

Johnny Deptran

Johnny Deptran said on the 2nd Oct, 2007

worst.......support act..........ever

ted_walker

ted_walker said on the 2nd Oct, 2007

ha ha how funny. fergie pissing her pants is great. ha ha if she did that id go to fucking cry from laughter.

http://www.maxwellshouselive.com/photos/randompics/fergie_pee_stain.jpg

evileva

evileva said on the 2nd Oct, 2007

wow...this is really...tragic? its ridiculous enough how expensive the tickets were and now this? shame on the police....well, their management.

libby

libby said on the 2nd Oct, 2007

I'm SO disappointed - I wonder if I can get a refund? I could never subject myself to watching Fergie.

BEP are bad enough - let alone their lamest member in a solo performance

major BOO for that selection (it just doesn't fit)

Junior

Junior said on the 2nd Oct, 2007

Maybe she's just playing a silent part as the prostitute during Roxanne?

de-tec-tive

de-tec-tive said on the 2nd Oct, 2007

CureMe

CureMe said on the 2nd Oct, 2007

i think this is the worst music news i've heard all year... what the fuck are they thinking... she sings about lady bumps for gods sake,,,,, the police and fergie.....

FUCK OFF

icutmyownhair

icutmyownhair said on the 2nd Oct, 2007

but it's all that junk inside her trunk.

and she's gonna get you drunk. off her hump.

sounds like a good deal to me.

evileva

evileva said on the 2nd Oct, 2007

but it's all that junk inside her trunk.

and she's gonna get you drunk. off her hump.

sounds like a good deal to me.

how exactly does one get drunk....off a hump?

clashpalace said on the 2nd Oct, 2007

you get love drunk off her humps, her humps, her humps... her lovely lady humps.

forget her humps... a more accurate description would be her lumps.. that is the lumps in her throat from all the cock she's sucked to get where shes at

Alexphotosite

Alexphotosite said on the 3rd Oct, 2007

Yes she fucking did! Band ruining whore! Why the fuck would of most people (who are now middle-aged or older) want to see some teen idolised, public urinating little bitch? WHY?!

icutmyownhair

icutmyownhair said on the 3rd Oct, 2007

you are allowed to put your point across without behaving like a fuckstick. speak good the english proper like or fuck off.

ted_walker

ted_walker said on the 3rd Oct, 2007

So are you the one person who likes fergus?

MurmuR

MurmuR said on the 3rd Oct, 2007

Fergie is a high class mole of the highest order.

Although her band mate Will I Am has really brought credibility and research to the pop music scene when he recounts peer-reviewed facts and guarantees regarding the hot-ness of ladies and their mama's.

"If a girl real fine 9 times outta 10 she's hot just like here mama" (I. Am, W. 2007).

I wonder how big his sample was... I would imagine nothing less than 100 ladies.

MurmuR out.

icutmyownhair

icutmyownhair said on the 3rd Oct, 2007

The only ferg i like is of the sharkey variety.

Fergie is a high class mole of the highest order.

Although her band mate Will I Am has really brought credibility and research to the pop music scene when he recounts peer-reviewed facts and guarantees regarding the hot-ness of ladies and their mama's.

"If a girl real fine 9 times outta 10 she's hot just like here mama" (I. Am, W. 2007).

I wonder how big his sample was... I would imagine nothing less than 100 ladies.

MurmuR out.

Would he have had an experimental and control group? And has he demonstrated the consistency of his results across multiple studies?

MurmuR

MurmuR said on the 3rd Oct, 2007

I would have thought so.
There's no way that a man who commands such great respect for his rigorous scientific investigations wouldn't have spent months researching and testing in an effort to disprove his initial hypotheses.

And just look at the results... or rather listen, in a medium usually reserved for superficial objectifying and beautification. He's really turned the whole scene on its head.

evileva

evileva said on the 3rd Oct, 2007

I would have thought so.
There's no way that a man who commands such great respect for his rigorous scientific investigations wouldn't have spent months researching and testing in an effort to disprove his initial hypotheses.

And just look at the results... or rather listen, in a medium usually reserved for superficial objectifying and beautification. He's really turned the whole scene on its head.

A man who suggests, "and if her mama real ugly,I guarantee ya she gon� be ugly like her mama", doesn't strike me as some one who takes scientific research lightly. Here is a potential beacon of intellectual hope for the hip-hop community.

icutmyownhair

icutmyownhair said on the 3rd Oct, 2007

ha ha how funny. fergie pissing her pants is great. ha ha if she did that id go to fucking cry from laughter.

http://www.maxwellshouselive.com/photos/randompics/fergie_pee_stain.jpg

She didn't piss her pants. Her vagina is crying.

letter8

letter8 said on the 4th Oct, 2007

Yeah well what's left of her vagina anyway...and it's crying because it's stuck to Fergie for the rest of it's life :D

Brian B

Brian B said on the 5th Oct, 2007

Maybe she is just sweaty from so much dancing?

icutmyownhair

icutmyownhair said on the 5th Oct, 2007

Well yes, that would be the obvious reason but you're dealing with boys who have never sexed a woman.

I still don't understand why she's a hussy or a whore?

ted_walker

ted_walker said on the 5th Oct, 2007

Well yes, that would be the obvious reason but you're dealing with boys who have never sexed a woman.

I still don't understand why she's a hussy or a whore?

ok so read the lyrics from this song. and it might give light to your brain as to how she is a hussy and a whore

SHITTEST LYRICS EVER

Fergalicious lyrics
(feat. Will.I.Am)

Four, tres, two, uno

[Will I Am]
Listen up ya'll, 'cause this is it
The beat that I'm bangin' is delicious

[Verse 1 - Fergie]
Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco
They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo.
You could see me, you can't squeeze me.
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy.
I got reasons why I tease 'em.
Boys just come and go like seasons.

[Hook 1]
Fergalicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous.
And if you was suspicious,
All that shit is fictitious.
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them boys on rock, rock.
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus]
So delicious (it's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)
I'm Fergalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

[Verse 2]
Fergalicious def-,
Fergalicious def-,
Fergalicious def- ["def" is echoing]
Fergalicious definition make them boys go crazy.
They always claim they know me,
Comin' to me call me Stacy (Hey, Stacy),
I'm the F to the E, R, G, the I, the E,
And can't no other lady put it down like me.

[Hook 2]
I'm Fergalicious (so delicious)
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
He's my witness (oooh, wee)
I put yo' boy on rock, rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus]
So delicious (it's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)
Fergalicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)

[Vamp]
Baby, baby, baby,
If you really want me,
Honey get some patience.
Maybe then you'll get a taste.
I'll be tasty, tasty,
I'll be laced with lacey.
It's so tasty, tasty,
It'll make you crazy.

[Will I Am]
T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, hit it Fergie

[Rap - Fergie]
All the time I turn around brotha's gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my (uuhh)
I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up drama, little mama I don't wanna take your man.
And I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it.
But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele
'Cause they say she...

[Hook 3]
Delicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (got, got, got)

Four, tres, two, uno.
My body stay vicious,
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness,
He's my witness (oooh, wee).
I put yo' boy on rock, rock,
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus]
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty
It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (aye, aye, aye, aye)

[Will I Am]
T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the, E to the, L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)

T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the, four, tres, two, uno
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the.....

SHITTEST LYRICS EVER

mooney88

mooney88 said on the 5th Oct, 2007

yet best song ever

letter8

letter8 said on the 5th Oct, 2007

Well yes, that would be the obvious reason but you're dealing with boys who have never sexed a woman.

I still don't understand why she's a hussy or a whore?

I don't understand why she isn't a hussy or a whore. She aint classy that's for sure. (no rhyming intended ;) )

Brian B

Brian B said on the 5th Oct, 2007

I still don't understand why she's a hussy or a whore?

She even says she isn't herself. From her lyrics above ..

"You could see me, you can't squeeze me.
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy

letter8

letter8 said on the 5th Oct, 2007

Paris Hilton also says that she isn't a skank, do you believe her too?

ted_walker

ted_walker said on the 5th Oct, 2007

CASE CLOSED>

FERGIE IS A SLUT FROM DOWN BELOW

Mustard man Woo Woo, bow down.
I must serve you,
I am on the ground.
Bowing to your mustard shit.
Lick your arse at the end of it.
I will march for you mustard man.
I'll make you, bad

Woo Woo when I shit, when I try to run away,
Mustard man whipped me with his mustard chain.
And his mustard seeds pissed in my face,
And I bleed.

Brian B

Brian B said on the 5th Oct, 2007

If Paris says Fergie isn't a slut, then it must be true.
It takes one to know one.

letter8

letter8 said on the 5th Oct, 2007

No what I meant was if Paris said that Paris isn't a slut would you believe her?

Brian B

Brian B said on the 5th Oct, 2007

Yep, I know what you meant. :)

I don't think I would believe anything that came out of Paris' mouth.

ted_walker

ted_walker said on the 5th Oct, 2007

only if she said.. i like to put things up my arse and i love to fuck

saimagizzle said on the 5th Oct, 2007

Yep, I know what you meant. :)

I don't think I would believe anything that came out of Paris' mouth.

mostly things than went in her mouth too, coincidentally.

icutmyownhair

icutmyownhair said on the 5th Oct, 2007

You guys are makin me loco. I wanna punch you in your treasure.

Say goodbye.