Ozzy Finding It IncreasinglyHard To Keep Up With His Wife

Thu 16th Mar, 2006 in International News

We’ve stooped to poor taste puns to get your un-wavering attention yet again… falling well within the ‘too much information’ category, the hellraising master of distaste Ozzy Osbourneis finding it hard to keep his mouth shut, coming out yet again with a broken sentence that has humoured millions.

This time I’m sure Sharon would have preferred he kept his mouth shut, as he let the cat out of the bag on their non-existent sex-life. Stating completely off-subject to the UK’s Sun, Ozzy said he’s finding it increasingly difficult to keep up his manhood services after stunting his drive with anti-depressants. “I take 4 Viagra and it doesn’t work, it doesn’t do anything,” admitted the 57 year old, “If I go off anti-depressants I go mad.”