Dave Grohl traumatised byScissor Sisters' testicles
Wed 6th Oct, 2010 in International News
A visibly upset Dave Grohl has explained that he is suing Scissor Sisters label, management, wardrobe department, the venue, Ticketmaster, for $75 million dollars, following a traumatic incident at a recent concert.
As Grohl tearfully explains: “Jake Shears took off his clothes and I saw his testicles.”
Since the shocking incident, Grohl has suffered from flashbacks, panic, aniacity, chills and explosive diarrhea. “Every time I close my eyes, every time I blink my eyes, I see Jake’s nuts…is $75 million dollars going to erase that from my life; probably not.”
Grohl wants Scissor Sisters fans to know that he’s a fan too, declaring that he loves the Scissor Sisters: “I think they’re a brilliant band and they’re amazing live. I just don’t want Jake’s balls in my face.”
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