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U2’s Spider-Man musical backon track

Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark the $50-million musical extravaganza written by Bono and The Edge seems likely to debut on Broadway in November.

The musical’s cast is scheduled to begin rehearsals on August 16th under the guidance of Julie Taymor, the director of the stage version of the Lion King and the films Titus, Frida and Across the Universe.

Both Evan Rachel Wood and Alan Cumming were originally cast in the production, but left the show when “cash flow problems” forced the production to postpone its scheduled February 2010 opening date.

Bono had acclaimed Wood as “the greatest actor of her generation”, so hopefully her replacement meets the U2 leader’s standards.

The Edge describes Turn Off the Dark as “much more like opera than a straight musical… It touches on opera, it touches on rock and roll, there are some real character-driven songs as well, very unusual song types for us.”

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daveyac8881 said on the 30th Jun, 2011

Just saw this, wish I read ^^ that before. It was so fucking bad. How is it playing on Broadway? I've seen better shows performed by primary school kids. No wonder people died, there was so much messy acrobatic shit, everytime someone flew into the crowd I was inches away from being kicked in the head. The plot was such utter nonsense and for something with relatively no substance there were plot holes you could drop a planet through. The guy who played Peter Parker's voice was atrocious, he could not sing to save his life. The dialogue was so bad, and the only thing more pathetically half arsed and cardboard than the crappy stage designs were the characters spouting their shitty lines in them. Bono and the Edge's lyrics were truly cornball rubbish. The constant U2 references was annoying two, they briefly played New Year's Day, Beautiful Day, Vertigo (in a club scene- who goes clubbing to Vertigo?), some other one I don't remember and the boxing announcer yelled out SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY when it didn't make any sense! The one shining light was T.V. Carpio (landlord's wife in Limitless) who played Arachne, her voice is incredible and she has a great stage presence, it's a shame she wasn't in it very much. Her only negative atribute was how she made me realise how terrible everyone else's singing was. AND IT WAS SO BORING. It felt like whoever wrote it had only seen the first Sam Raimi movie once and remembered little bits and bobs and decided to stretch those bits out for 2 hours with little bits of nonsensical crap in between. That's really just the tip of the iceberg, I could go on for hours about everything that was wrong with it, but it was truly so fucking atrocious it does it more justice to say it was just colossal garbage. I hope TV Carpio goes on to do much better things. I have a lot more rant left in me but right now I just can't even word it it's just no. The little kids seemed so confused by it to- BECAUSE IT DIDN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. One minute the Bugle is talking about Facebook and whatever and then they have people typing on typewriters...and then some shit about evil corporations that just goes nowhere...and just ergh.

Summary: it was a poorly written, poorly scored, catastrophic, irritating, nonsensical piece of cornball shit.

1.5/5 - one star solely for TV Carpio, everything else combined gets a generous half a star.