Marilyn Manson has swine flu

Thu 24th Sep, 2009 in International News

Australia-bound ringmaster Marilyn Manson has been diagnosed with swine flu “by a real doctor”. The man announced his ailment in a Facebook post yesterday, using the opportunity to take a wry dig at (presumably) the one-who-ran-away Evan Rachel Wood.

“So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU,” Manson writes. “I know everyone will suggest that fucking a pig is how this disease was obtained.

“However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have in no way contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness. Unfortunately, I am going to survive.”

DELVE FURTHER IN TO THE MANSON MURK IN OUR INTERVIEW WITH THE MAN.