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Chamberlin quits SmashingPumpkins

Billy Corgan is now the only true Smashing Pumpkin still holding on, with news that drummer Jimmy Chamberlin has departed the band. Corgan issued a statement on Friday with the unflowery epitaph: “Jimmy Chamberlin has left the group.”

Chamberlin drummed on every Pumpkins album expect 1998’s Adore. He and Corgan were the only original band members in the line-up that visited Australia, to mixed reviews, for V Festival last year. The statement concludes: “Corgan will continue to write and record as Smashing Pumpkins, with plans to head into the studio this spring.”

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The Fool

The Fool said on the 23rd Mar, 2009

Here's something to help you remember:

Cast your mind back to 1993. I was 12 back then. One day the video for Today came on the tellybox. I nearly jizzed my pre-pubescent panties. They were rock but they weren't loud. Holy shnikeys I thought, what the hell is going on here? And that Asian chick is wearing a dress and she's hot! Oh no wait, that's James Iha. Well D'arcy looks cool and I like Billy's hair. Then I went and bought Siamese Dream and all was well. After that I was a mad Pumpkins fan. Two years later I'm watching the American Music Awards and the Pumpkins play live. I set my VCR to record and I see Billy with a shaved head and a black skivvy. Strange thought I, where's all that angst? Having seen the video for 'Bullet with Butterfly wings' a week before I knew it had to be somewhere. So I wait for Mellon Collie to drop and I buy it. Wow, a double album! How cutting edge! Especially for a 90s alternative band! There's more wussy slow stuff on the album then I care for but tracks like Zero more than make up for it. One night I listen to the radio and I hear that a member of the Pumpkins died. OH NOEZ, this be the end of the Pumpkins. What in fact happened was touring keys player and Jimmy Chamberlain went on a smack party and sadly Mr. Melvoin lost. Billy got so pissed off he kicked Jimmy out of the band and went even more wussy on Adore. The one saving grace of that album is that you can see Darcy's nipples. I'll tell you, being a 16yr old Pumpkins fan that fuelled a lot of wanks. So Billy starts wearing makeup and dances kinda stupid wearing long robes and shit and I wonder just what the hell happened. Come two years later Darcy leaves and Melissa Auf Der Mar from Hole is in. The Billy Band releases Machina: The Machines of God and the collective world sighs an apathetic grunt of who the fuck cares anymore? You see, between 1991's Gish and 1999's Machina a lot has changed. Had Billy not proclaimed rock is dead and stuck to his roots rather than follow his ego he might actually have put decent stuff out. Then The Pumpkins disbanded, Billy formed Zwan and got Jimmy back in and that album sucked. Then Billy released a solo album full of heartfelt emotion and he put a fullpage ad in the Chicago Times basically talking about himself. After that he reforms the Pumpkins, albeit with a new guitaro and basso and they release a single with Paris Hilton on the cover. No one in the world cares except de-tec-tive who goes stalking them around Australia. And now Jimmy quit again and I just farted.

What does this all mean? Billy should have given up a long time ago.

Proof:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aQE-4419LRY/RqA0yVCV1qI/AAAAAAAAADU/EtdTJuy0Kz0/s320/Smashing%2BPumpkins%2B-%2BTarantula.jpg