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50 Cent blames his terriblebaseball pitch on “excessivemasturbation”

Rapper, woeful baseball pitcher and the man behind the 2002 single ‘Wanksta’, Curtis James Jackson III – aka 50 Cent – has explained that his infamously terrible first pitch was caused by a self-inflicted injury.

Following the wide pitch, 50 had jerked shrugged off criticism telling fans that he is “a hustler not a damn ball player” but now the truth has emerged following an intense Reddit AMA session. “I have skeletal muscle injury on my left shoulder from excessive masturbation,” the rapper confessed. The shocking admission flies in the face of the rapper’s own anti-masturbation guidelines which he typed out one handed in a series of Twitter posts back in 2012. See below.

WATCH 50 CENT THROW THE WORST FIRST PITCH OF ALL TIME

It’s also a great excuse to post that old video featuring a Jehovah’s Witnesses using sign-language to warn deaf people about the evils of masturbation – featuring a soundtrack from 50 Cent.



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daverh

daverh said on the 5th Jun, 2014

http://www.fasterlouder.com.au/features/33509/Why-FL-is-standing-up-for-music-journalism

Braveheart81

Braveheart81 said on the 5th Jun, 2014

I would have thought the stronger wrist would have balanced out the shoulder problem.

Nosyt

Nosyt said on the 5th Jun, 2014

If only I could get on disability for my “excessive masturbation”

It can't come fast enough.

That's what she said