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Lorde owns Kyle Sandilands increepy interview

Lorde appeared on ‘The Kyle & Jackie O Show’ yesterday morning to talk about her upcoming Australian tour. But Kyle Sandilands just wanted to talk about her friendship with Taylor Swift because – news flash – he’s horrible.

“Are you bringing your new bestie, Taylor Swift? I see you guys’ pictures everywhere. Are you guys like, uh, are you together now?” Sandilands asked before feeling the need to add “not together as in lesbians: I’m not talking about ‘Ellen together.’” Clearly irritated, Lorde asked “Is there something wrong with lesbians?” only to be met be sniggers from 42-year old Sandilands and giggles from Jackie O.

Continuing the sort of “controversial antics” that entertain his daily audience of over 500,000 morons listeners each morning, Sandilands leered “Oh my god no, I would love that!” before desperately continuing his line of attack by asking Lorde to confirm that she is in a lesbian relationship with Swift. “Don’t even try it. It’s not working,” Lorde replied. Listen to the “interview” below.

Lorde will tour around the country in April and May, playing all-ages gigs in Melbourne, Adelaide, Perth, Sydney, Newcastle and Brisbane. Check out the tour dates here.

> > CLICK HERE TO READ FL’S DEFINITIVE PROFILE OF LORDE

(audio via SameSame )

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Plain Views

Plain Views said on the 11th Mar, 2014

you can't own kylie sandilands but merely borrow his body.

gumbuoy

gumbuoy said on the 11th Mar, 2014

*sits back and waits for the avalanche of Taylor Swift gifs*

Let's try and keep it SFW please.

Nosyt

Nosyt said on the 11th Mar, 2014

She's so cute

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/3609801/clumsy-big-bird-o.gif

MorningAfterboy

MorningAfterboy said on the 11th Mar, 2014

*sits back and waits for the avalanche of Taylor Swift gifs*

Let's try and keep it SFW please.

You know of NSFW Taylor Swift gifs?

berlinchair101

berlinchair101 said on the 11th Mar, 2014

When I am sad I think of Kyle Sandilands drowning in a river of shit.

Braveheart81

Braveheart81 said on the 11th Mar, 2014



That's when it seemlessly moves from Taylor Swift gifs to Daisy Lowe gifs.

MorningAfterboy

MorningAfterboy said on the 11th Mar, 2014



Well, that would explain why you're sad so often.

monokhrome_nite

monokhrome_nite said on the 11th Mar, 2014

She's so cute

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/3609801/clumsy-big-bird-o.gif

I'm trying to comprehend this post and getting nothing. Any help?

gumbuoy

gumbuoy said on the 11th Mar, 2014

i think he's saying as a tall, tanned-yellow creature, Taylor Swift is similar to Big Bird.

MorningAfterboy

MorningAfterboy said on the 11th Mar, 2014

Who knows with him. Some shit about women belonging in the kitchen or something.

Braveheart81

Braveheart81 said on the 11th Mar, 2014

Presumably Big Bird is checking for his privilege.

Nosyt

Nosyt said on the 11th Mar, 2014


When have I ever inferred that?

Braveheart81

Braveheart81 said on the 11th Mar, 2014



It's generally more an explicit statement than an inference I guess.

If we ever needed the advice of a men's rights activist, you're pretty much the go to guy.

MorningAfterboy

MorningAfterboy said on the 11th Mar, 2014

What is it about creepy people on this forum and having "nos" at the start of their username?

Nosyt

Nosyt said on the 11th Mar, 2014

It's generally more an explicit statement than an inference I guess.

If we ever needed the advice of a men's rights activist, you're pretty much the go to guy.

If that's how you view my tongue in cheek comments, fine.

This board is so anal retentive sometimes.

Nosyt

Nosyt said on the 11th Mar, 2014



How would you like it if I said I found you creepy dude, I bet that's one of your triggers, fuck off.

loudQUIETloud

loudQUIETloud said on the 11th Mar, 2014

http://i.imgur.com/jIkB2AE.gif

tyler07

tyler07 said on the 11th Mar, 2014

Two girls of similar age, similar career and probably lots of other things in common = lesbian?

What an anal bead.

Nosyt

Nosyt said on the 11th Mar, 2014

There's a 6 year age gap.

loudQUIETloud

loudQUIETloud said on the 11th Mar, 2014

7 actually which makes Kyle's claims even more:
http://i.imgur.com/3rhuxUn.gif

MorningAfterboy

MorningAfterboy said on the 11th Mar, 2014

Nosyt is messaging me again. Have taken gratt's advice and am deleting the messages without looking at them; but I assume it's about how women don't deserve equal pay.

Jose Cuervo

Jose Cuervo said on the 11th Mar, 2014

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_R5WS6_kmmTI/TMY5QrTiNpI/AAAAAAAA2gI/pV--JvElnj8/s1600/taylor-swift-heart.jpg

Nosyt

Nosyt said on the 11th Mar, 2014



It's nice a stuck up Cambewarra boy has such an obsession with me.

Oflick

Oflick said on the 11th Mar, 2014



must... resist... pointing out that...

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1702222/dwight-freak-out-o.gif
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1702222/dwight-freak-out-o.gif
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1702222/dwight-freak-out-o.gif
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1702222/dwight-freak-out-o.gif

YOU MEAN IMPLIED!

jacegalvin

jacegalvin said on the 11th Mar, 2014

Irrelevant, but I've always wondered, where is your av from Nosyt?

Nosyt

Nosyt said on the 11th Mar, 2014

No idea, I just thought he looked smug

Demosthenes

Demosthenes said on the 12th Mar, 2014

Less bitching and moar TS gifs pls.

Jose Cuervo

Jose Cuervo said on the 12th Mar, 2014

http://i.imgur.com/9UlxGe1.gif

http://www.canaryrook.com/uploads/looks/2012/09/08/1a473_taylor-swift-performance-vma-2012.jpg

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xq6lWg0L1rn435g.gif

Totes lesbian

http://i.imgur.com/olsrsTl.jpg

Demosthenes

Demosthenes said on the 12th Mar, 2014

[youtube]jYa1eI1hpDE&feature=kp[/youtube]

Seems appropriate.

loudQUIETloud

loudQUIETloud said on the 12th Mar, 2014

http://i.imgur.com/Go7EH5q.gif
http://i.imgur.com/ueJrp54.gif
http://i.imgur.com/QJ12BYw.gif

Also relevant:
http://i.imgur.com/YOO5nIK.gif

Demosthenes

Demosthenes said on the 12th Mar, 2014

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdore9HtRC1rkxuejo1_500.gif

Demosthenes

Demosthenes said on the 12th Mar, 2014

http://i603.photobucket.com/albums/tt119/peytongrace1/TaylorSwift.gif

Jose Cuervo

Jose Cuervo said on the 12th Mar, 2014

https://24.media.tumblr.com/d7a41cac7603dc6073bd482f7e22d20b/tumblr_n1b1f0Ke6Z1rb5ds1o2_r1_500.gif

https://24.media.tumblr.com/a4a449af8699c6943fa6c5ab59311c4d/tumblr_mwk58azKaj1s4k2ueo1_500.gif

https://24.media.tumblr.com/66ee68033c25051115ba0755b51438f6/tumblr_n1bci3EUPp1rb5ds1o2_250.gif

https://24.media.tumblr.com/478590405057ac8321bc9f986d50bb36/tumblr_mr7f7sHvvx1sx63hpo3_250.gif

Nosyt

Nosyt said on the 12th Mar, 2014

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdke46D8mt1rkevk4o2_500.gif

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdke46D8mt1rkevk4o3_500.gif

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m96488Yzgj1r5rbqmo1_500.gif

grattan

grattan said on the 12th Mar, 2014

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZfW0vLCIAAmRam.jpg

Alskiz

Alskiz said on the 16th Mar, 2014

I always thought Nosty's avatar was Julian from The Chaser