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Coachella 2013 lineup

Coachella’s 2013 lineup is finally here!

The staggering lineup is headlined by Blur, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Phoenix, and The Stones Roses.

The rest of the bill features Wu-Tang Clan, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, The Postal Service, Passion Pit, The xx, Sigur Rós, Vampire Weekend, How to Destroy Angels, New Order, Lou Reed, Modest Mouse, Grinderman, Of Monsters and Men, James Blake, Bat For Lashes, Johnny Marr, Beach House, Alt-J, Spiritualized, Franz Ferdinand, Hot Chip, Grizzly Bear, Local Natives, Yeasayer, Tegan & Sara, Social Distortion, Moby, Wild Belle, The Joy Formidable, Japandroids, Tame Impala, Rodriguez, Father John Misty, Two Door Cinema Club, The Gaslight Anthem, Jessie Ware, Dinosaur Jr., Divine Fits, Aesop Rock, Two Door Cinema Club, Violet Femmes, Portugal., the Man, Father John Misty, The Faint, Pretty Lights, Puscifer, Foals, Youth Lagoon, and Stars.

Behold it in all its glory below!

The festival takes place over two weekends, April 12th-14th and 19th-21st, at Empire Polo Grounds in Indio, California.

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kinksta

kinksta said on the 25th Jan, 2013

I thought Grinderman split?

VegetableLasagne

VegetableLasagne said on the 25th Jan, 2013

oh my god. how much are flights these days?

monokhrome_nite

monokhrome_nite said on the 25th Jan, 2013

Grinderman AND the Bad Seeds? Oh baby.

Oflick

Oflick said on the 25th Jan, 2013

Headliners are a bit underwhelming, but on a whole that lineup is made of awesome. If awesomeness was sugar you'd get diabetes just by looking at that lineup.

redman300_bulldogs

redman300_bulldogs said on the 25th Jan, 2013

Needs more amity and deadmau5 and daft punk. #inb4lenny :P

humanracin

humanracin said on the 25th Jan, 2013

Plenty to see but I've ticked so many acts off my must see list lately that the headliners look a little underwhelming.

I think maybe it needs more Bowie...

sweet_sweet_tunes

sweet_sweet_tunes said on the 25th Jan, 2013

Great lineup, good to see Phoenix, Sigur Ross, Blur and RHCP up there. Would also love to attend to see Eric Prydz and Pretty Lights. Why is Nick Cave and Grinderman ranked so high? Are they really that popular in the US?

Braveheart81

Braveheart81 said on the 25th Jan, 2013

Plenty to see but I've ticked so many acts off my must see list lately that the headliners look a little underwhelming.

I think maybe it needs more Bowie...

Everything needs more Bowie.

Even Bowie needs more Bowie.

berlinchair101

berlinchair101 said on the 25th Jan, 2013



Nick Cave and his associated projects are pretty popular. At least on a large enough cult level.

I'm pretty sure he is based in NYC.

Braveheart81

Braveheart81 said on the 25th Jan, 2013



Because they are critically acclaimed and are renowned live acts.

Any festival promoter knows that they will both be festival highlights.

Oflick

Oflick said on the 25th Jan, 2013



Weren't Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds the second highest band one day at Glastonbury a few years ago? I'd say they're pretty big. (Even if that is in the UK and not the US. I'm just saying them being that high isn't uncommon at festivals).

Besides, they're pretty big here as well.

EDIT: It was Glastonbury 2009 they were second to Blur.

p1owz0r

p1owz0r said on the 25th Jan, 2013

I'm so angry about Grinderman playing that I am almost going to pretend that I will refuse to use my ticket for Nick Cave in Sydney.

p1owz0r

p1owz0r said on the 25th Jan, 2013

btw Phoenix is a weak ass headliner

Blasted

Blasted said on the 25th Jan, 2013

Already looking forward to the webcast

gumbuoy

gumbuoy said on the 25th Jan, 2013

What's the over/under on how many Wu Tang Clan members will appear on stage? It's gotta be 3, I reckon.

Braveheart81

Braveheart81 said on the 25th Jan, 2013



3 plus hologram Ol' Dirty Bastard.

berlinchair101

berlinchair101 said on the 25th Jan, 2013

Ghostface Killah is going to have a field day with Vampire Weekend's audience.

tyler07

tyler07 said on the 25th Jan, 2013

Wu-Tang and Jurassic 5 is a whole heap of awesome.

neuroticwill

neuroticwill said on the 25th Jan, 2013

I would go to a festival just for that second line of acts on the saturday.

Oflick

Oflick said on the 25th Jan, 2013

Personally I think Saturday is the weakest of the three days. But to each their own.

andy_chalmers_102

andy_chalmers_102 said on the 25th Jan, 2013

http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Jizz+Everywhere.+from+Aziz+Ansari_50ccec_4194779.gif

Stugalug

Stugalug said on the 25th Jan, 2013

DJ Harvey..... that's a recipe for disaster.

daveyac8881

daveyac8881 said on the 25th Jan, 2013

Saturday is the best imo... but Blur, Jurassic 5, Wu-Tang and Eric Prydz are each worth admission alone

jacegalvin

jacegalvin said on the 25th Jan, 2013

Not as good as last year's imo and lol @ Phoenix headling.

But hnghh Wu Tang, J5, Modest Mouse, Blur, Raider Klan, Aesop, TNGHT, Four Tet, Danny Brown

Jose Cuervo

Jose Cuervo said on the 25th Jan, 2013

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsZKrctSDaw

God I would love to hear this again live

crob

crob said on the 25th Jan, 2013

i don't mine Phoenix ... but i wouldn't call them headliner material...

OrdinaryInfidel

OrdinaryInfidel said on the 25th Jan, 2013

I personally am pretty nonplussed about the headliners. I can see enough quality to my liking sprinkled in though. If it were viable I would go to this festival every year anyway just for the experience.

And the American hipsters get moist for Nick Cave.

Death of Marat

Death of Marat said on the 25th Jan, 2013

Their worst lineup this in years.

grattan

grattan said on the 25th Jan, 2013

America responds to thr lineup: http://whoarethestoneroses.tumblr.com/

lineofbestfit

lineofbestfit said on the 26th Jan, 2013

sorry it doesn't have any pop punk dude, was it you grattan that said postal service are basically confirmed for splendour? makes sense as they are doing all festivals, hope they do a side tour and not 'only Australian show' like atdi did, would be nice to see them over a few nights at the enmore.

Death of Marat

Death of Marat said on the 26th Jan, 2013



Pop punk is cool when you like it but when others like it you use it as an insult. At least I am not an old man hanging out at gigs creeping out teenage boys. You are a pederast.

lineofbestfit

lineofbestfit said on the 26th Jan, 2013



now you are using gay "jokes", you are pretty much a joke pal no wonder you only have 11 likes. I go to gigs because i enjoy the music , if i wanted to go to a show because they mainly make music for teenagers i'd go to the wonder years and such gold and don't like dudes. Sorry chum...p

Death of Marat

Death of Marat said on the 26th Jan, 2013



It's not a gay joke, you are a pederast.
If "likes" was such a big thing you should be the last person to bring it up. I know you are a dropout so using math is kind of cruel of me but try and keep up. I average 0.1 like per post, multiply that by your post count and I almost double your like count. Great job.
Yeah Vivian Girls and La Sera aren't playing to a predominantly teenage fanbase???
You are the joke in the Sydney scene we all laugh at you, go dwell in the Melbourne internet cafes already.

lineofbestfit

lineofbestfit said on the 26th Jan, 2013

'we' i don't even go to punk or hardcore shows you moron so there goes that so called 'burn' , last time i went to a show like that was la dispute, vivian girls sold out the last tour they did years back and that was only over age, so there goes your theory. Aren't you blake gallagher, the crappy folk/punk songwriter, keep on reaching for that gold star i'm sure you'll be up there one day with failed band members turned folk singers like luke smith and the dude from word up!

Death of Marat

Death of Marat said on the 26th Jan, 2013



I will be sure to ask you for advice on being a failure. You are already there and then some, mid thirties and the most insignificant existence I know of.
The only thing you are known for is getting bashed by Amity and left naked in the street.

lineofbestfit

lineofbestfit said on the 26th Jan, 2013

your occupation is 'writer' for kill your stereo, not good enough to be a writer for faster louder so you took a job with a dying website, that site is even worse than bgo, if you think that's the only thing i'm known for you clearly are not that well educated and the fact you had to bring a story everyone is aware of proves you are desperate for material. I'm sure playing dives like blackwire is 'living the dream' i will lol if that place shuts for real.

Death of Marat

Death of Marat said on the 26th Jan, 2013



You are also known for forcing yourself on teenage boys, is that another known truth.

lineofbestfit

lineofbestfit said on the 26th Jan, 2013

you really have a vivid imagination don't you or do you believe everything you read on message boards. I really hope your music is better than your so called 'facts'

Death of Marat

Death of Marat said on the 26th Jan, 2013



I have seen you drunk and on the prowl. You even tried to kiss me.

lineofbestfit

lineofbestfit said on the 26th Jan, 2013

you are a great joke poster i'll give you that.

Death of Marat

Death of Marat said on the 26th Jan, 2013

Yeah try and palm it off as a joke. Everyone who has seen you drunk at Sneakers knows how you roll.

lineofbestfit

lineofbestfit said on the 26th Jan, 2013

really at sneakers i used to hang around the dj's, never tried to 'kiss teenage boys' .I used to hang around ben lucid a bit until i wrote him off after he left sneakers and started doing shit clubs like wasted years and roots (which usualy only has 50 people if that)

Death of Marat

Death of Marat said on the 26th Jan, 2013

Living a lie, nothing changes Gman. Great job.

lineofbestfit

lineofbestfit said on the 26th Jan, 2013

living a lie, yes i'm sure. Much like you claiming you have 'made something of your life' even music feeds has more cred than kys

Death of Marat

Death of Marat said on the 26th Jan, 2013

You are an idiot, I have no idea why you think you are smart enough to identify who I am. Is Blake Galagher another teenager you tried to make out with?

lineofbestfit

lineofbestfit said on the 26th Jan, 2013

i am pretty sure i assumed that early on but now i have confirmed you are from bombshell via your 'living a lie' remark. Let me guess one of bibs cronies.

Death of Marat

Death of Marat said on the 26th Jan, 2013

LMAO, I would compare you to a jackass but that would be a slight on their intelligence. Yes I am a Bib Cronie.

Braveheart81

Braveheart81 said on the 26th Jan, 2013

Can you two please stop?

This is getting pretty annoying.

Death of Marat

Death of Marat said on the 26th Jan, 2013

Yeah, I think I am done for the day. I hate working on Australia Day.

Oflick

Oflick said on the 26th Jan, 2013

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/idiots.jpg

jacegalvin

jacegalvin said on the 26th Jan, 2013

I will be sure to ask you for advice on being a failure. You are already there and then some, mid thirties and the most insignificant existence I know of.
The only thing you are known for is getting bashed by Amity and left naked in the street.

Woah woah woah, I want to hear more about this.

lineofbestfit

lineofbestfit said on the 26th Jan, 2013

Talked crap on ahren he took my clothes got them back in like two minutes after they left. Wasn't.bashed either

jacegalvin

jacegalvin said on the 26th Jan, 2013

How/why did he take your clothes off?

lineofbestfit

lineofbestfit said on the 26th Jan, 2013

Talked crap on him/the chick way back this was like 2008 old news. Tyler used to constantly post it here when we were e beefing

Napoleon Solo

Napoleon Solo said on the 26th Jan, 2013

Thread delivers.

Wasn't it something to do with a baby miscarriage or something and you trolled too far? The nude photo is out there somewhere.

tyler07

tyler07 said on the 26th Jan, 2013

Beefin with Gman, ahh #nostalgia

crob

crob said on the 26th Jan, 2013

hahahaha ahhh shit.... that was a good bed time read.... now back watching step brothers

lineofbestfit

lineofbestfit said on the 27th Jan, 2013

holy shit i only just saw you are no longer tk afi, rip tk afi

batdan

batdan said on the 28th Jan, 2013

Is anyone going to Coachella?

lineofbestfit

lineofbestfit said on the 28th Jan, 2013

Santos maybe. Majority will be at sitg i think(blur/phoenix/postal)

ROYALwithCHEESE

ROYALwithCHEESE said on the 29th Jan, 2013

shouldn't that read 'wu tang members who bother to turn up'?

lineofbestfit

lineofbestfit said on the 30th Jan, 2013

www.tumblr.com/whoarethestoneroses

gumbuoy

gumbuoy said on the 30th Jan, 2013

Quoting in chronological order...









Amazing.

Annies boobs

Annies boobs said on the 30th Jan, 2013





Grattan beat you to it. But more importantly, who the fuck is Bonny Bear?

edit: and gumbuoy beat me to it. This ironing is delicious.

lineofbestfit

lineofbestfit said on the 30th Jan, 2013

how can you not know who blur are i can see how the stone roses but blur srzly?

Jose Cuervo

Jose Cuervo said on the 20th Feb, 2013

http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/13046_10152560035870066_1822934166_n.jpg

Annies boobs

Annies boobs said on the 5th Mar, 2013

I just found out that two of my friends are getting married in Vegas at the end of March next year. As good an excuse as any to go to Coachella :D