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Lana Del Rey tries to shockyou, claims her "pussy tasteslike Cola"

Dear internet: Lana Del Rey wants your attention, again. She’d like you to know that her “pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola.” Shocking, right? But is it as shocking as that GQ cover shoot? Is it as shocking her SNL performance? Won’t someone please pay attention to her!

The upcoming ‘Paradise Edition’ of Del Rey’s debut album Born To Die will include ‘Cola’, featuring that daring piece of product placement, which is sung to rhyme with the claim that she “gots a taste for men who are older”. The seven other new tracks of all-American clichés on the release include ‘Blue Velvet’, ‘Bel Air’ and a track simply called ‘American’. No doubt her second record will feature the songs ‘Chevy’, ‘Route 66’ and ‘Waffle House’.

Perhaps Del Rey’s latest cry for attention was inspired by her recent run in with Courtney Love after she had added Nirvana’s ‘Heart-Shaped Box’ to her setlist. In a tirade of unusually coherent tweets Love pointed out that the song was written about her vagina: “So umm next time you sing it, think about my vagina will you? Lol.”

Paradise Edition preview – skip to 50 secs and act outraged:

Born To Die – Paradise Edition tracklist

Born To Die
Off To The Races
Blue Jeans
Video Games
Diet Mountain Dew
National Anthem
Dark Paradise
Radio
Carmen
Million Dollar Man
Summertime Sadness
This Is What Makes Us Girls
Without You
Lolita
Lucky Ones
Ride
American
Cola
Body Electric
Blue Velvet
Gods and Monsters
Yayo
Bel Air

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berlinchair101

berlinchair101 said on the 26th Sep, 2012

... Lana Del Rey's pussy tastes like pepsi cola ... I know from experience, if you know what I mean ...

... no you don't ...

... well, not me personally, but a guy I know, him and her got it on, wooo weeee ...

... no they didn't ...

... no no no, they didn't ... but you can imagine what it'd be like if they did ...

http://www.zuguide.com/image/Chris-Farley-Billy-Madison.8.jpg

HEAD OF STATE

HEAD OF STATE said on the 26th Sep, 2012

Yum! Truly!
And Courtney recently covered Pearl Jam's Jeremy and they didn't bitch about it. Hole and Nirvana both covered a lot of songs Fuck off Courtney.

tyler07

tyler07 said on the 26th Sep, 2012

I volunteer to find out whether Del Rey's claims are true.

p1owz0r

p1owz0r said on the 26th Sep, 2012

Maybe she means tastes like 'coke'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTM68VbDrMQ

?

back_to_you

back_to_you said on the 26th Sep, 2012

could she be sued for fraud if she's lying?

berlinchair101

berlinchair101 said on the 26th Sep, 2012

Yes. I will gladly provide evidence in her defence.

Braveheart81

Braveheart81 said on the 26th Sep, 2012

Talk about setting false expectations for impressionable teenage girls.

If one of you young guys ever gets asked if it tastes like Cola, I'd stay well clear of that sticky mess.

Nosyt

Nosyt said on the 26th Sep, 2012

I'm a diabetic, I hope it's diet

berlinchair101

berlinchair101 said on the 26th Sep, 2012

Talk about setting false expectations for impressionable teenage girls.

If one of you young guys ever gets asked if it tastes like Cola, I'd stay well clear of that sticky mess.

Pictured: BH.

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/053107/cool-uncle.gif

Sir Toire

Sir Toire said on the 26th Sep, 2012

Born To Die – Paradise Edition tracklist
...
Bel Air

Am I the only person who wants to see LDR do a cover of Will Smith's big hit?

Oflick

Oflick said on the 26th Sep, 2012

Only if the big hit is Men in Black. Fuck the fresh prince theme.

Nosyt

Nosyt said on the 26th Sep, 2012

Probably tastes like RC though

chequers

chequers said on the 26th Sep, 2012

there are so many sites running the same stories, regurgitating the same press releases, rewriting someone else%u2019s scoops, premiering the same %u201cexclusive%u201d tracks, republishing tweets and embedding the same clips, that if you%u2019re after bland content bots with no personality or distinguishable voice you really are spoilt for choice.

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humanracin

humanracin said on the 26th Sep, 2012

So she's sponsored by Pepsi now?
didn't Pepsi recently get called out for using foetal cells in their cola?

Mmm, tastey...

http://www.naturalnews.com/035276_Pepsi_fetal_cells_business_operations.html

stuieb84

stuieb84 said on the 26th Sep, 2012

just stick to making music lana

craig123

craig123 said on the 26th Sep, 2012



is that what it is she does ...

Oflick

Oflick said on the 26th Sep, 2012

So she's sponsored by Pepsi now?
didn't Pepsi recently get called out for using foetal cells in their cola?

Mmm, tastey...

http://www.naturalnews.com/035276_Pepsi_fetal_cells_business_operations.html

http://www.snopes.com/politics/medical/pepsi.asp

oldgregg

oldgregg said on the 26th Sep, 2012



I'm going to quote this because this was a good joke and fuck you all.

http://www.logoeps.com/wp-content/uploads/AutoGen/48b8f1601d1b86395c4f2a90fb492e64.jpg

Napoleon Solo

Napoleon Solo said on the 26th Sep, 2012

I'm going to quote this because this was a good joke and fuck you all.

http://www.logoeps.com/wp-content/uploads/AutoGen/48b8f1601d1b86395c4f2a90fb492e64.jpg

But it's Pepsi...

Should have gone with something to do with the recent Pepsi Max slogan. Pussy, Wax It.

Now, here are a few jpgs I prepared earlier.

http://imageshack.us/a/img255/1400/pussy2.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img703/3961/pussy1c.jpg

oldgregg

oldgregg said on the 26th Sep, 2012

just between you and me, I'm really excited about the ring dings and the pepsi.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m56edvkdy21qd5qx0o1_1280.jpg

Napoleon Solo

Napoleon Solo said on the 26th Sep, 2012

just between you and me, I'm really excited about the ring dings and the pepsi.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m56edvkdy21qd5qx0o1_1280.jpg

Well played good sir. Seinfeld to me, is what the Simpsons is to FL.

batdan

batdan said on the 26th Sep, 2012

Her ass still tastes like shit though.

Napoleon Solo

Napoleon Solo said on the 26th Sep, 2012

I would be more interested if her pussy tasted like Fanta.

Nosyt

Nosyt said on the 26th Sep, 2012

Any chance of making this thread as creepy as the liquidtopaz3 stalk thread?

Napoleon Solo

Napoleon Solo said on the 26th Sep, 2012



You mention that after I bring up Fanta flavoured pussy, what are you trying to say you sick bastard!?

Nosyt

Nosyt said on the 26th Sep, 2012

We need a nos style ranking system as to what flavour to match to which female forum member?

lineofbestfit

lineofbestfit said on the 27th Sep, 2012

lana easily hotter more talented than katy perry

berlinchair101

berlinchair101 said on the 27th Sep, 2012



Thank god you have cleared that up for me. I can rest easy again.

oldgregg

oldgregg said on the 27th Sep, 2012

moar lyk you can breast easy again, amirite?

http://xtrasaltandvinegar.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/katy_perry_boobs_pvc.jpg

lineofbestfit

lineofbestfit said on the 27th Sep, 2012

am going to fight berlinchair

Nosyt

Nosyt said on the 27th Sep, 2012

That's a pretty suggestive mouth

berlinchair101

berlinchair101 said on the 27th Sep, 2012



I can't fight, I have an extreme medical condition called cowardice.

lineofbestfit

lineofbestfit said on the 27th Sep, 2012

will find u at tom lavender's show at opera house and smash u , talk shit get hit

Nosyt

Nosyt said on the 27th Sep, 2012

Face book is that way >

Braveheart81

Braveheart81 said on the 27th Sep, 2012

Gman has little man syndrome. He's always so aggressive.

Berlinchair would beat you in a fight by 100m buddy!

berlinchair101

berlinchair101 said on the 27th Sep, 2012

I can't tell if he's being serious. I like Gman, I don't know why he would want to fight me.

batdan

batdan said on the 27th Sep, 2012

I want to fight berlinchair too.





















When I say fight I mean have a beer with and talk shit.

lineofbestfit

lineofbestfit said on the 27th Sep, 2012

obviously bravey hasn't seen my work on kys or punk forums ever otherwise he'd know i'm taking the piss.

Azza2012

Azza2012 said on the 27th Sep, 2012

i think your blog needs more attention than lana del rey does, quite frankly. with the sales and reviews she continues to have - regardless of what moronic little twits like you lot snark - she's doin' just fine :)

Stefan Beck

Stefan Beck said on the 27th Sep, 2012

A wild cool dad appears!

gumbuoy

gumbuoy said on the 28th Sep, 2012



The irony of opening an internet website news piece with this line seems to have been lost on some people.

Nosyt

Nosyt said on the 4th Oct, 2012

She lied, it was more like salty milk and coins

sarcasm_mister

sarcasm_mister said on the 13th Oct, 2012

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py_-3di1yx0

not big on the song. but this video is half decent.

OrdinaryInfidel

OrdinaryInfidel said on the 14th Oct, 2012

i read somewhere that her arse tastes like red creaming soda

Nosyt

Nosyt said on the 14th Oct, 2012

Nothing suss going on in this pic

http://www.chicagomag.com/images/2009/Febuary%202009/C0209_GastroTourism_kirks-creaming-soda.jpg

grattan

grattan said on the 12th Nov, 2012

Asked about the phrase, Del Rey said it was something that her boyfriend, Kassidy frontman Barrie-James O'Neill and claimed: "I have a Scottish boyfriend, and that's just what he says!"