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Courtney Love’s suckage

Courtney Love may be a mess, but that’s no obstacle to getting booked for a Perez Hilton showcase gig.

Perez Hilton’s third-annual One Night in Austin party was held in a sprawling warehouse filled with a hefty share of cross promotional branding.

Alphabeat, VV Brown and Marina and the Diamonds all played, but the punters had lined up for five hours to see Snoop Dogg draw his way through The Next Episode, Gin and Juice and a cover of House of Pain’s Jump Around and witness the newest incarnation of Hole.

Courtney Love’s crew reportedly put on a decent show for Perez on Saturday night, despite opening with Big Star’s Thirteen to the confusion of the Perez fans.

However, Hole’s Friday show was apparently fifty odd minutes of nothing as she whinged about the sound, her hotel room, and the general crappyness of the entire festival and everyone at it.

Backed by a band amusingly described by Rolling Stone as “a collection of guys with creative hair and adventurous beards”, Love sneered “I’m doing this for me, not you. If you don’t like it, suck it.”

Caught between joking and mocking, Love yowled, “I’m really sorry that we suck, but actually, I’m not, because I’m doing this for me. So enjoy the fucking suckage, because it’s 1 a.m. and I’m an elderly person.”

Closing the gig she declared the “Worst fucking show of my entire life” Love fell to the floor before being carried to the bar for another unnecessary beer.

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humanracin

humanracin said on the 23rd Mar, 2010


Fantastic! Hope they tour here...

snapcrackleROCK

snapcrackleROCK said on the 23rd Mar, 2010

Sadly, that's actually on the cards.

humanracin

humanracin said on the 23rd Mar, 2010

I'd rather watch Courtney wreck her car on stage than pay to see coriographed dancing and lip synching from the likes of Britney or Gaga... (awaits pummeling from smash hits crew)

humanracin

humanracin said on the 23rd Mar, 2010

see that's exactly what I mean... lol

madison_manson

madison_manson said on the 23rd Mar, 2010

i will not be attedning a festival she is headlinning next year if she does happen to headline one.

mooney88

mooney88 said on the 23rd Mar, 2010

gaga doesnt lip sync bro.

Braveheart81

Braveheart81 said on the 23rd Mar, 2010

I don't like Lady Gaga or pop music really, but if you look at the last decade she surely stands out as one of the best.

snapcrackleROCK

snapcrackleROCK said on the 23rd Mar, 2010

Most calculating. Most Madonna rip offs.

mebjolz

mebjolz said on the 23rd Mar, 2010

just commit the skanky bitch already and be done with it...

i_have_ADD

i_have_ADD said on the 23rd Mar, 2010

what a hot mess! a hot MILF mess

sarahanne

sarahanne said on the 24th Mar, 2010



best description of her. ever.

sfkpinstripe

sfkpinstripe said on the 24th Mar, 2010

i do not know a single person that is/was/or will ever be a fan of courtney love, or hole....

grattan

grattan said on the 24th Mar, 2010

Where were you and everyone you have ever met when Live Through This came out?

sfkpinstripe

sfkpinstripe said on the 24th Mar, 2010

just saying..... might be an adelaide thing

i_have_ADD

i_have_ADD said on the 24th Mar, 2010

when Hole did the BDO tour in 1999 me and my mate spent their entire set ragging on Courtney Love in front of his (now ex) girfriend. she got so worked up and defensive that she started crying and ran off. that is/was a typical Hole fan in my mind.

humanracin

humanracin said on the 25th Mar, 2010

I lived in Adelaide when Live Through This came out, it was all over Rage and JJJ,
I had never heard of Courtney before this... they were pretty popular when that came out, and by the time Celebrity Skin came out I was living in Sydney and they played a sold out Enmore and were huge....

A shit solo album didn't help, I think the new album will surprise a lot of you haters?

snapcrackleROCK

snapcrackleROCK said on the 25th Mar, 2010

Has anyone ever heard that pre-Live Through This album? I've always been curious, but have never seen it anywhere.

MissB

MissB said on the 25th Mar, 2010



'Pretty On The Inside' is a great album. VERY raw and angsty.

I love it.

KingBuzzo

KingBuzzo said on the 25th Mar, 2010

i'd hit that...

...with a spade.

grattan

grattan said on the 25th Mar, 2010



I remember seeing this tour and thinking that Hole sounded amazing, then hearing a recording of the set a few years later and realising it sounded like junk.

KingBuzzo

KingBuzzo said on the 25th Mar, 2010



every live recording i've ever heard of hole sounds like shit.

were you on drugs at the time?

mooney88

mooney88 said on the 25th Mar, 2010

i'd hit that...

...with a spade.hahahaha as would i.

grattan

grattan said on the 25th Mar, 2010

every live recording i've ever heard of hole sounds like shit.

were you on drugs at the time?

Nope, just young and in an "OMG it's her - live!" kinda way.

Braveheart81

Braveheart81 said on the 25th Mar, 2010

All this talk of Courtney Love's suckage is making me horny.