General

Im Bored

Reply
  Tools
swiseone +

less fashion more thrashin

swiseone's Avatar
Joined
Jul '09
Times thanked
< 3
Posts
1,135


chatroulette lols
jettimon +

all you can meat

jettimon's Avatar
Joined
Feb '07
Times thanked
< 207
Posts
7,098
dkos +

Dolph Lundgren can smell crime before it happens.

dkos's Avatar
Joined
Feb '06
Times thanked
< 1
Posts
9,879

Quote:

Originally Posted by dkos

dkos is right

Demosthenes +

a bit of a dilettante

Demosthenes's Avatar
Joined
Sep '04
Times thanked
< 557
Posts
7,595
That;s almost as mesmerising as the hypnotoad.

PETE MURRAY FOR AVRIL LAVIGNE IS NOT A FAIR EXCHANGE. -- CHICO21.
jettimon +

all you can meat

jettimon's Avatar
Joined
Feb '07
Times thanked
< 207
Posts
7,098
jettimon +

all you can meat

jettimon's Avatar
Joined
Feb '07
Times thanked
< 207
Posts
7,098
brittles +

the most fun you can have with your pants on

brittles's Avatar
Joined
Dec '06
Times thanked
< 31
Posts
6,290
Fuck it

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon
By the way, I stole this riff...


"Encouraging someone to start a label is like telling someone to buy swampland and open up Blockbuster on it. And once it's up and running, build a MySpace page for it." - Tobias Jeg, Red Scare Industries (2011).
Demosthenes +

a bit of a dilettante

Demosthenes's Avatar
Joined
Sep '04
Times thanked
< 557
Posts
7,595
It's the alternative version of the NIN album.

PETE MURRAY FOR AVRIL LAVIGNE IS NOT A FAIR EXCHANGE. -- CHICO21.
rOWdi +

adjective - rough and disorderly

rOWdi's Avatar
Joined
Apr '07
Times thanked
< 0
Posts
1,473
It's better than bad, it's good!
"Anarchy... stands for liberation of the human mind from the dominion of religion;
the liberation of the human body from the dominion of property;
liberation from shackles and restraint of government.
It stands for social order based on the free grouping of individuals" - Emma Goldman
icutmyownhair +

sexecuting

icutmyownhair's Avatar
Joined
Jul '05
Times thanked
< 313
Posts
10,919
bored! i've been looking at awkward boners all afternoon.

http://www.awkwardboners.com/
jettimon +

all you can meat

jettimon's Avatar
Joined
Feb '07
Times thanked
< 207
Posts
7,098
sarahanne +

on your marks, get set...

sarahanne's Avatar
Joined
Jun '06
Times thanked
< 344
Posts
3,488
FasterLouder Media Player
icutmyownhair +

sexecuting

icutmyownhair's Avatar
Joined
Jul '05
Times thanked
< 313
Posts
10,919
dkos +

Dolph Lundgren can smell crime before it happens.

dkos's Avatar
Joined
Feb '06
Times thanked
< 1
Posts
9,879
I love Greenman.

Quote:

Originally Posted by dkos

dkos is right

jettimon +

all you can meat

jettimon's Avatar
Joined
Feb '07
Times thanked
< 207
Posts
7,098
jettimon +

all you can meat

jettimon's Avatar
Joined
Feb '07
Times thanked
< 207
Posts
7,098
jettimon +

all you can meat

jettimon's Avatar
Joined
Feb '07
Times thanked
< 207
Posts
7,098


You stuck my flash drive in your vagina. If you are reading this, you know who you are. I don’t think this is a fad sweeping the city, so this one’s for you.

We met at a Millcreek Tavern. You said you were from Lancaster. You were beautiful, you liked me. It was perfect. But then…

We went back to my apartment. We watched The Breakfast Club. You had never seen it before. We then ended up in my bed, as planned. And had sex, as planned.

You looked beautiful half covered in my sheets when I left to use the bathroom. When I came back, this is what I saw:

You standing naked at my computer. You with your hand on the keyboard, not typing. You grabbing the flash drive.

The flash drive pops out.

You look at it.

You squat a little bit.

You insert it into your vagina, like a tampon.

I am speechless.

You proceed to get dressed, say you have to go home, and leave. The number you gave me doesn’t work.

I am confused. I’d like to see you again. I’d like to see my flash drive again.

Your name is Rebecca. You have long blond hair.

Please get in touch. I am a very understanding person.

Location: philadelphia

it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1701584027
jettimon +

all you can meat

jettimon's Avatar
Joined
Feb '07
Times thanked
< 207
Posts
7,098
Brian B +

doing it tomorrow

Brian B's Avatar
Joined
Mar '07
Times thanked
< 2,321
Posts
18,459
From little things big things grow
The Fool +

DEAD

The Fool's Avatar
Joined
Jan '07
Times thanked
< 0
Posts
5,998

I suggest you change your diet
It could lead to high blood pressure if you fry it
jettimon +

all you can meat

jettimon's Avatar
Joined
Feb '07
Times thanked
< 207
Posts
7,098
jettimon +

all you can meat

jettimon's Avatar
Joined
Feb '07
Times thanked
< 207
Posts
7,098
jettimon +

all you can meat

jettimon's Avatar
Joined
Feb '07
Times thanked
< 207
Posts
7,098
jettimon +

all you can meat

jettimon's Avatar
Joined
Feb '07
Times thanked
< 207
Posts
7,098
Alexphotosite +

Ready To Start

Alexphotosite's Avatar
Joined
Aug '05
Times thanked
< 8
Posts
2,884
Ima go play sinstar by my Selfridges!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Napoleon Solo View Post

Alexphotosite, cherish the moment. You are right on the money.


FEB \ 4 \ LANEWAY - FOOTSCRAY COMMUNITY ARTS CENTRE
jettimon +

all you can meat

jettimon's Avatar
Joined
Feb '07
Times thanked
< 207
Posts
7,098
ok good luck with that!
Alexphotosite +

Ready To Start

Alexphotosite's Avatar
Joined
Aug '05
Times thanked
< 8
Posts
2,884
A lot of time this person does have!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Napoleon Solo View Post

Alexphotosite, cherish the moment. You are right on the money.


FEB \ 4 \ LANEWAY - FOOTSCRAY COMMUNITY ARTS CENTRE
Fel-a-Fel +

falling

Fel-a-Fel's Avatar
Joined
May '08
Times thanked
< 0
Posts
1,447
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2...13/2898296.htm
jettimon +

all you can meat

jettimon's Avatar
Joined
Feb '07
Times thanked
< 207
Posts
7,098
hehe slug sickness

icutmyownhair +

sexecuting

icutmyownhair's Avatar
Joined
Jul '05
Times thanked
< 313
Posts
10,919
I'll have mine well done please.
jettimon +

all you can meat

jettimon's Avatar
Joined
Feb '07
Times thanked
< 207
Posts
7,098
not a problem, would you like a try bottle of the house wine to go with it?
jettimon +

all you can meat

jettimon's Avatar
Joined
Feb '07
Times thanked
< 207
Posts
7,098
jettimon +

all you can meat

jettimon's Avatar
Joined
Feb '07
Times thanked
< 207
Posts
7,098
CureMe +

hurrah

CureMe's Avatar
Joined
Feb '07
Times thanked
< 0
Posts
5,632
well I hope she wins the contest, whatever that contest may be
Fou Foun electric
jettimon +

all you can meat

jettimon's Avatar
Joined
Feb '07
Times thanked
< 207
Posts
7,098
Sunnyboyz +

impending doom

Sunnyboyz's Avatar
Joined
Sep '09
Times thanked
< 1
Posts
1,143
jettimon +

all you can meat

jettimon's Avatar
Joined
Feb '07
Times thanked
< 207
Posts
7,098
http://brightcove.newscientist.com/s...id=84681114001
jettimon +

all you can meat

jettimon's Avatar
Joined
Feb '07
Times thanked
< 207
Posts
7,098
Brian B +

doing it tomorrow

Brian B's Avatar
Joined
Mar '07
Times thanked
< 2,321
Posts
18,459
^Very good.
From little things big things grow
jettimon +

all you can meat

jettimon's Avatar
Joined
Feb '07
Times thanked
< 207
Posts
7,098
icutmyownhair +

sexecuting

icutmyownhair's Avatar
Joined
Jul '05
Times thanked
< 313
Posts
10,919
Haha. That's awesome.
Demosthenes +

a bit of a dilettante

Demosthenes's Avatar
Joined
Sep '04
Times thanked
< 557
Posts
7,595
Fuckit. Don't display then,

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_D_Z-D2tzi1...TION+CHART.png

This is so me.

PETE MURRAY FOR AVRIL LAVIGNE IS NOT A FAIR EXCHANGE. -- CHICO21.
jettimon +

all you can meat

jettimon's Avatar
Joined
Feb '07
Times thanked
< 207
Posts
7,098
Husband Unrepentant About His 20 Years Of 'Booty Call' At Work
ASK AMY
April 23, 2010

DEAR AMY: My husband is almost 70 years old. I just found out that he has been fooling around with other women at his job. He is a doorman in an apartment building.

He says it means nothing — that it's just "free booty in the elevator."

He doesn't want to break up our marriage. I was going to leave him. He said he would die without me. We live near where he works, so everyone knows he's married.
Advertisement

I learned he's been doing this for almost 20 years. He fools around only with the women who work in the building.

He does not go out at night — he comes straight home after work and says he is very happy in our marriage. I'm trying to stay in the marriage.

I'm under a doctor's care and trying to cope. He won't change, and I know he'll never leave me!

What kind of woman accepts this type of relationship?

— Sad Wife

DEAR SAD: I can imagine wanting to stay in a long marriage where there is a tremendous emotional investment. There are also valid practical reasons to stay in a marriage. However, your husband is not only unrepentant about his elevator booty calls, but according to you he lacks the ability and intention to change.

I disagree. Any of us is capable of change, given the proper motivation. You should supply him with this motivation.

Your husband is sleazy and unethical on the job. Beyond your anger and sense of betrayal, surely you are recalibrating your personal estimation of him. He should be given a clear directive about his options. He should also agree to meet with you and a professional counselor.

While you're working things out, you should consider stepping up your presence in his professional life — if you're available, you might want to bring him coffee at unexpected times and perform your own unannounced elevator inspections.

hehe..
jettimon +

all you can meat

jettimon's Avatar
Joined
Feb '07
Times thanked
< 207
Posts
7,098
jettimon +

all you can meat

jettimon's Avatar
Joined
Feb '07
Times thanked
< 207
Posts
7,098
icutmyownhair +

sexecuting

icutmyownhair's Avatar
Joined
Jul '05
Times thanked
< 313
Posts
10,919
Jets, I'm bored. BORED! BORED!!!
jettimon +

all you can meat

jettimon's Avatar
Joined
Feb '07
Times thanked
< 207
Posts
7,098
same same same, got 3 hours to go and i am bored shitless..
icutmyownhair +

sexecuting

icutmyownhair's Avatar
Joined
Jul '05
Times thanked
< 313
Posts
10,919
Entertain me!
jettimon +

all you can meat

jettimon's Avatar
Joined
Feb '07
Times thanked
< 207
Posts
7,098
no you entertain me
icutmyownhair +

sexecuting

icutmyownhair's Avatar
Joined
Jul '05
Times thanked
< 313
Posts
10,919
Ok. Here is a joke I stole from Smiggens. If you don't like it please forward your complaint to joe_smiggens@gmail.com

Man says to his wife, "you wanna play the rape game?"
She says, "NO!!"
He says, "That's the spirit!"
Reply

« Previous Thread Next Thread »

Posting Rules

+
    • You may not post new threads
    • You may not post replies
    • You may not post attachments
    • You may not edit your posts