FUCK YOU CUNTS IF I DON'T LIKE LISTENING TO IT THEN IT'S NOT REAL MUSIC

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Originally Posted by Sir Toire

First comment on the Melbourn Laneway review:

Philly Pop still wondering why this hipster-wank fest is still called "Laneway"
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99% certain that was a joke. That guy's a friend of mine, doesn't seem like something he'd say in earnest.

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Originally Posted by RAMONESelaar

99% certain that was a joke. That guy's a friend of mine, doesn't seem like something he'd say in earnest.

i accidentally called it lameway in a message... it kinda stuck

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Originally Posted by RAMONESelaar

99% certain that was a joke. That guy's a friend of mine, doesn't seem like something he'd say in earnest.

Alright then, well it looked genuine to me. lol

No worries, I can see how it looked serious too

Josh Sullivan - one of the frequent idiots, second to Daniel Tonks - liked a comment I made on the Groovin The Moo post.

I feel wrong.

You are wrong

And you're a fag.

Two very different reactions to the news of Lana Del Rays tour postponement

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come back soon lana #prayforlana #teamHRO

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LDRgate TANKED IT ON SNL AND IS NOW RIDING THE SLUTWAVE ALL THE WAY TO THE MTV MUSIC AWARDS IN 2k12. BUT WILL LOLITA STAY RELEVANT?

Not sure which is more lolworthy. The all-caps troll seems like a frontrunner, but I do love people who use tags on Facebook.

Oh god people impersonating Carles, not sure if want to laugh or want to neck myself

The fuck is team HRO?

Hipster Run Off #ofcourseidknowthat #latfh

Going to sound stupid... Hipster Run Off?

Like, the dregs of hipsters?

It's a website run by this anonymous figure called Carles who makes fun of Hipster shit for the lolz. The problem is he/she sounds too much like what they are imitating, especially now. Between them and the Brooklyn Vegan, you have the two biggest tastemakers in hipster bullshit.

I want to ride the slutwave.

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Originally Posted by Braveheart81

I want to ride the slutwave.

goddamit I don't know any surfing terms to add to this.

Tube, barrel, wax, swell, backdoor, drop in, longboard....3, 2, 1, go!

There was a big swell as I dropped in on the backdoor of the slutwave?

Grommit, bomb, wipe out, white out.

C'arn Gregg!

they'd need to wipe out after I'm done with them.

On the Lana Del Rey tour cancellation:

uuuuuh. why are fasterlouder even giving this **** publicity? fucking seriously no press is bad press. this chick is a youtube wannabe why in the FUCK is an apparently real music site even giving this chick any publicity

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Originally Posted by grattan

On the Lana Del Rey tour cancellation:

uuuuuh. why are fasterlouder even giving this **** publicity? fucking seriously no press is bad press. this chick is a youtube wannabe why in the FUCK is an apparently real music site even giving this chick any publicity

wo sarahanne, settle down.

ROIL MUSIC, CUNCE! ROILLLLLL!

On the "Splendour: “We won’t be having acts like Kanye and Coldplay”" story...

Andy Clark I'm delighted to read this. I want Imelda May, James & Marina and The Diamonds. Plus Radiohead of course. It'll have to be great for me to go as Woodfordia is so much better than the Belongi Mud Fields.
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I don't think this guy's joking.

On the same story, this time from the one and only DANIEL TONKS.

But kanye isn't even that big?

Kanye? A huge superstar who has sold gazillions of records and a fuck-load of chart topping smash singles? Famous? NO WAY!!!

There should be some way from stopping FL article about Kanye West ever being posted so the degenerates can't complain.

Generally speaking I prefer guitar music to 'computer' music; but I also prefer good music to bad music and The Foo Fighters are not very good at all

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Originally Posted by jana80

Generally speaking I prefer guitar music to 'computer' music; but I also prefer good music to bad music and The Foo Fighters are not very good at all

Pitchfork writer of the future right there.

I was going to complement the person on understanding that it was their preference and not making a be all and end all statement. But then the second half of that post happened.

With all due respect to the FL team: your fb page is great but it will never, ever match channel v's for outright comment stupidity

Just a few from a thread titled "Should the Grammys have celebrated Chris Brown?"

Na he's got horrible music, all auto tune and no talent... But frankly I don't like Rihana so i think smack away browny

Yeah hes a good dancer great singer who cares wat he did its bout the music not his life

what he did to rhianna was their personal life, it had nothing to do with their career's so yes ......... some shoot adele please........ and i love DeadMau5 ♥

Umm Yeah He's a Sexy Beast!!! ...♥ ♥ ♥

I think he does deserve to.
He a great singer and he is a great performer.
He works hard on his music and stuff.
Yes he hit rihanna but it doesn't change anything about him
And btw it happens ages ago so just get over it

Well, shit.

From the ARIA page, asking people the farthest they've travelled for live music:

brissie to melb for farnham and altiyan childs

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Originally Posted by ThatDude123

With all due respect to the FL team: your fb page is great but it will never, ever match channel v's for outright comment stupidity

Just a few from a thread titled "Should the Grammys have celebrated Chris Brown?"

Na he's got horrible music, all auto tune and no talent... But frankly I don't like Rihana so i think smack away browny

Yeah hes a good dancer great singer who cares wat he did its bout the music not his life

what he did to rhianna was their personal life, it had nothing to do with their career's so yes ......... some shoot adele please........ and i love DeadMau5 ♥

Umm Yeah He's a Sexy Beast!!! ...♥ ♥ ♥

I think he does deserve to.
He a great singer and he is a great performer.
He works hard on his music and stuff.
Yes he hit rihanna but it doesn't change anything about him
And btw it happens ages ago so just get over it

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Originally Posted by jana80

From the ARIA page, asking people the farthest they've travelled for live music:

brissie to melb for farnham and altiyan childs

This is how Channel V's fans reacted to Whitney Houston's death.

At least the "Show sum respeck u ignorant fux" outnumber the "lololol COCAINE'S A HELL OF A DRUG" posts, there.

Slightly.

Very slightly, really.

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Originally Posted by MorningAfterboy

What a force to be reckoned with. TWENTY Facebook friends. TWENTY!

Like that is me really. Your a dickhead. Slipdig is a made up character. It has actually been four people and guess what they all hate you MAB

You better watch out
you better run fast
MAB might get raped
I'm telling you why
Slip Dogs are all coming to town

Is that a scoop? Do we have a scoop that Slippy isn't real?

WE ARE ALL SLIPDOG

Though of course SlipDog won't get this joke, judging how he doesn't know who Old Gregg is.

he's an afflete you idiot.

From the Kaiser Chiefs sideshows post:

these guys still exist?

*sigh*

They certainly do exist. They just came third place in the South African Premier League.

http://www.psl.co.za/log.asp?id=794

So I was bored and started browsing around on FB, which is quite a dangerous thing to do, considering all that fuck on there, but this thread takes the cake:

https://www.facebook.com/vmusic.com....50607447009720

My horseshit-o-meter just exploded.

I thought you were one of those teenage brats?

I am teenage, but I'm not a brat... Am I???

nah ima teenager n imma fuckin great bloke

stopped reading there, nothing could top that

Jesus merciful fuck.

On the Melb SoaD review:

Yeah they sucked in Sydney, Serj's new look doesn't suit the band at all, collard shirt and poofter hair? Wtf happened?

FUCKIN HOMOS AND THEIR HAIR

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Originally Posted by MorningAfterboy

On the Melb SoaD review:

Yeah they sucked in Sydney, Serj's new look doesn't suit the band at all, collard shirt and poofter hair? Wtf happened?

FUCKIN HOMOS AND THEIR HAIR

I was just coming here to post that.

Such poofta hair, aye!

Radiohead are just fucking noise, i can moan and mumble into a mic, anyone wanna give me $850 to watch me do it?

So many commentators, so many likely names behind the Slip_dog moniker.

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Why is it when its afl grand final tix on ebay goin 4 the same price or more they get removed but concert tickets goin 4 crazy prices is ok. Doesnt make sense. People are mad payin it i dont like radiohead but i wouldnt even pay it 4 bon jovi, u2, pink or pearl jam or any other massive band. They should stop the prices when it gets to $300 as that would b my limit i love music but i would never pay mental amounts.

IT'S NOT LIKE THOM YORKE IS BON JOVI!!!