By now you may have seen us, you may have heard of us, you may know us, you may feel emotionally and sexually attracted to us and may be dying to satisfy this urge. Well fear not. We... more
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By now you may have seen us, you may have heard of us, you may know us, you may feel emotionally and sexually attracted to us and may be dying to satisfy this urge. Well fear not. We are men of great nature and humble beauty. Yet we steer well clear of the fluorescent shorts fashion, as it makes us ill We light fires in forests and sing kum-bye-ah frequently in order to maintain some kind of inter species kin ship between band members and other individuals – monkeys, leopards that happen upon our rituals. One of us drank a whole beer once, but never again. We sometimes get confused and take Sunday drives with plastic bags on our heads. Other motorists tend to freak out and yell at you. it makes them angry, and we believe this is because they are possessed by some inner demon that resides deep inside the mind. That’s where we come in. we are your exorcist. come see us play and you will no more feel haunted by any witches, bitches, demons, sluts, janitors or Rick Moranis. Although janitors will cleanse your insides with cleaning products, they’re not all that good at it because they’re taco benders and they spend more time taking cigarette breaks in your belly, despite the signs you may have posted deep in your abdomen.
This is all true. So look alive people.
Come to a gig and grab a copy of our CD and your spirit will forever be free from taco benders
cool with you chumps?
Expand your mind.
Band Members
Dec - Guitar, mouth
, Rick - Drums
, Markus - Bass
Band Influences
Keywords
Moroccan Kings, Morrocan Kings, melbourne, tool, cog, primus
Boooring……
Seems like the band owners have been pretty boring here, you should get in contact with them and find out why it's empty!
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