Release
The Hard Ons - Alfalfa Males Once Summer is Done Conform or Die
By hermacita 20th Sep, 2010
It's been a grueling 30 years work peddling these damn bags to the kids.
Reviews
The Hard-Ons, Boonhorse @ The Maram, Canberra (13/8/10)
By rockviewau 15th Aug, 2010
Were you alone on Friday the 13th? If you were, you should have come out and had your senses awakened at the Maram. Sydney's The Hard-Ons headline this show that showcased the talent that made them world renowned.
News
Introducing Canberra's Newest Live Music Venue - The Maram
By k-rad 17th Jun, 2010
The Maram has had many prior tenants – a self serve Chinese restaurant, The Jackpot Bar and The Venue. It's now Canberra's newest music venue seeing the return of The Greenroom.
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New Hard-Ons album and tour
By ComfortablyNumb 8th Jun, 2010
Veteran Sydney punk trio are back with an Australian tour to support their spectacularly titled new album.
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Uni SA O'Ball @ HQ, Adelaide (06/03/09)
By Bobby_Tyger 16th Mar, 2009
You Am I, The Herd, The Hard Ons and The City Riots play the UniSA O'Ball.
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The Hard-Ons @ the Espy, Melbourne (3/01/09)
By deft ones 28th Jan, 2009
After over two decades of hard rocking as only they know how, The Hard-Ons celebrated their twenty-fifth anniversary in typically raucous style.
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Hard Ons @ Hermann's Bar (04/06/08)
By hermacita 10th Jun, 2008
Despite a somber ambience, the Hard Ons did their best to spruce up a dreary night with their contagious enthusiasm.
News
The Hard-Ons Sydney residency
By JackT 28th May, 2008
Punk-rock survivors The Hard-Ons are celebrating their stellar run with a June residency at Hermann's Bar.
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Hard Ons @ The Annandale (07/02/2008)
By hermacita 13th Feb, 2008
With the warm summer nights a thing of the past, Thursday's rain made it difficult to drag my ass to The Annandale. The turn out was decent as was the line up
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The Hard-Ons @ The Garage, London, 22/11/05
By EastEndBoy 27th Nov, 2005
The Hard Ons show no sign of going soft in London.
News
Catch The Hard-Ons Before They Leave On A Jetplane
By demonika 3rd Nov, 2005
Celebrating the band's 21st birthday, The Hard-Ons are again packing their suitcases and heading over to Europe and the UK to celebrate with fans there. But there's a chance for you to see them before they go.
Replay
The Hard Ons - Smell My Finger
By rooney 16th Jun, 2005
Is there anything better than a good fart joke? Yes, a good fart song. Fun, females, friends, flatulence and falafel. Isn't that what it's all about? These boys from Punchbowl certainly thought so and come to think of it, so do most young teenage heterose